Friday, June 11, 2010

How to Terminate all that goes Back to the future. Part I

Subject: Short Story
Average Reading Time: 00:15:00
Origin: Born 1982.
Word Count: 1500
Warning: Just don’t read this one.
How to terminate all that goes back to the future.
By
Randy J Medeiros

The door sprang open causing the never-been-oiled hinges to squeal rather then squeak and Marty jumped. Doc was standing on the other side, and for a split moment he did not notice his visitor. As his eyes brightened, a grand smile covered his face. Marty stood statue still, not yet recovered from his shock.

“Marty!” Doc exclaimed, reaching out a hand and grabbing his friend by the shoulder. “We must get started immediately.” Doc pulled at Marty’s shoulder, lifting the soles of his sneakers away from the ground and throwing him inside the vast mansion. Marty grunted in mild disapproval, but said nothing.

He reached the door to Doc’s basement, and hesitated. Doc would already be down there preparing to reveal whatever had him so overexcited, and as pre-usual Marty was curious, but reserved. He readied himself for anything, then went down.

A smell, one not noticed from the top of the stairs, was tough enough to gag a maggot. Marty covered his nose and mouth until he found it bearable, but the endurance one can find in the mixed aroma of burned rice, boiling trash juice, and a hint of musky laundry he could not fathom. He did get used to it, but not by way of time and adaptation, but because the ceiling downstairs was well raised, and the stench seemed to be an invisible cloud hanging just over head, determined to remain still and collect strength.

The basement was in shambles. Normally, the entire mansion would be cluttered with minor litter, -- discarded notes, unusable or non-recyclable computer parts, and so on -- but the basement and shed were laboratories for Doc’s work, and usually immaculate in sterility. The place Marty was standing in was far from all realms of norm. Dirty underwear, quick meal containers, and several used toothbrushes covered most of the floor.

He lifted his foot after stepping on something with a crunching sound, and found a bag of half eaten chips with a piece of paper stuffed inside. He picked up the bag, and while removing the paper for better inspection he said, “Love what you’ve done with the place Doc,” but received no response from his friend as he read what he found. A page of dates -- years only -- from 1980, to 2155, some circled. Confused, he dropped the items to the floor, and kicked them aside. “Well get our decorators together for lunch someday,” he said while he took in his surroundings.

His friend was working at a long read oak table once used for dining, now used for several computer towers and monitors. His back was turned, and he was bouncing back and forth between keyboards, each of a different color. Every time he switched keyboards, his gaze changed monitors. The white keyboard seemed to be operating the commands on the cattycornered monitor on the left that was keeping company with a silver bowling ball with glowing red finger holds. Doc doesn’t bowl, Marty thought, Does he? Finally there was the black keyboard that operated all four monitors along the back, and the grey that changed the black from one to the other.

To the right of the table, a white-board and black-board sat with random scribbles he could not define. The foot of the chalkboard was propping up a gun of some sort. It was a new weapon in Doc’s collection if Marty was not mistaken. He tried to hone his site in on the weapon, but his stare was stolen by what lay behind it. A long white operating table, covered in red.

He swung his head to the left, stifling the sounds of his gagging with the back of his hand. He took a deep breath and held. Once he was sure he wasn’t going to add to the mess on the floor, he opened his eyes.

In the left corner lay a haphazard pile of computer towers and parts shadowed by a large steel cabinet. Twice the width and depth of a coffin, and approximately seven and a half feet in height, the cabinet brought goose bumps to the surface of his skin.

This cant be Doc’s basement, he thought. Doc’s a scientist sure, but not a mad-scientist. He spun around quick enough to make his vision swim, and his arms pinwheel. Facing the stairs now, he saw on his right was a glass box large enough to sustain four men standing or lying down comfortably. The floor inside of it was pock marked with circular divots of varying depths with speckles of burnt something’s at their bottoms, and all the size of a standard basket ball.

Beside it, a home made dummy with a blank stare looked back at him. He recognized the material instantly from television as ballistics gel. Surrounding the dummies prop stand were remnants of its predecessors limbs and torso and all of them bore deep burn scars in fist sized circles, some driving strait through the limb leaving a tube of black ash. Beyond the stairs, further left, sat another table with a folly of items he could not to survey from the position he was in.

At the end of the room, beyond all the confusion, Doc had set himself up with a makeshift apartment. Kitchen to the right, -- filthy and breeding flies -- bedroom ( if it could be called that ) to the left -- unclean clothes and sheets galore -- the exit to the stables out back wedged in-between.

He swung around once more, and found his grey haired friend smiling at a computer screen. His spin was timed perfectly as Doc pressed the enter key on the black keyboard twice, then circled around in his office chair. His smile turned to a grimace of mild confusion when he witnessed his friend, cross legged and wobbly footed, eyes saucer wide, arms out for balance, staring at him in fear. “Marty, what’s wrong?” he said. “You look as if you’ve seen a ghost.”

Timid, and unaware of the volume of his voice, Marty yelled, “What the fuck is going on here Doc?” Doc waved a dismissive hand through the air with his smile returning. When Marty continued, his vocals strengthened. “You call me over after close to a year, and your house looks like a scene from a scary movie.”

“Calm down Marty,” Doc said, “this place is nothing of the sort. All of that over there,” he pointed to the operating table, “is bovine in origin. Not human, and therefore, not to be feared.”

Marty didn’t move. Couldn’t move. Putting a face to the blood helped nothing. Doc could see that, but barreled onward anyway.

“Marty I’m sorry to drag you into all of this, but I’m afraid you’re the person I trust most, and I need your help with something of great importance.”

Marty straitened himself out, then asked what Doc needed him to do with a troubled quiver coming from somewhere in his throat.

Doc pushed himself in his chair a few inches to the right along the computer riddled table, pushing trash to and fro, then pointed at something on the left. Marty followed his fingers lead. The thing he had earlier mistaken for a silver bowling ball, was actually a skull of high polished steal, and glowing red eyes with an unmistakable stare.

“Whoa, nice prop Doc,” Marty said, reaching for the scull. Doc smacked his hand hard, and Marty withdrew with a yelp.

“That,” Doc said, “is no movie prop.”

“Whatever you say Doc,” Marty returned. He peered around the large table looking for something to sit on and produced a folding aluminum chair from a shadowy area. Marty opened it, turned it backward, and sat. “So why do you keep it down here in the dungeon?”

“I can prove it.”

“How?” he asked, then laughed.

“Quite simple,” Doc said, reaching for Marty’s arm. Marty shied away slightly, but Doc’s hand snapped outward catching it. “I just need your watch Marty,” he said, removing Marty’s digital watch with the ease of a big city pickpocket.

He turned to his computer station, sliding one of the keyboards back, and removing a multi tool from the breast pocket of his lab coat. He set Marty’s watch down, opened the tool, and began removing the wrist band.

“Doc,” Marty interrupted, “Level with me real quick. What’s all this about?”

Doc shook his head, still smiling, then said, “If you remember, a few months ago, a kind friend told me to sit back and relax with a few movies, rather then over exert myself with time travel experiments. That friend,” he looked up for a moment, “put a great deal of emphasis on a particular franchise because he thought it would entertain, as well as enlighten, without knowing --”

“-- Your talking about The Termin --”

“-- how real they are,” he looked back down at his work. The watch was prepared for his demonstration. “And please, no further interruptions.” Doc rolled his chair to the other side of his drawing boards. Marty got out of his chair, waded through the trash and stopped when he reached his waiting friend.

To Be Continued…

How to Terminate all that goes Back to the future. Part II

Subject: Short Story
Average Reading Time: 00:15:00
Origin: Born 1982.
Word Count: 2300
Warning: Just don’t read this one either
How to terminate all that goes back to the future. PART II
By
Randy J Medeiros

On the operating table, off to the left, Doc kept a cage with several large rats. He removed one by the tail, set down the head of Marty’s watch, and from under the table removed a roll of black cloth. “My incipient curiosities by the end of the second film went beyond my expectations of mere ‘time travel’ inspiration,” he said while unraveling the black cloth, revealing several scalpels in varying size and a soldering iron. He plugged in the iron, then set it down carefully with the tip off of the table. “I proceeded to satisfy them, and ran into him,” he jerked a thumb toward the scull. Inside the black cloth was a Velcro pocket, and from within , he removed a syringe of unknown content and stuck the rat absently. He removed the needle, watched the rat fall under the spell of the drug he injected, then laid it down beside the animal. As he continued, he reached an arm through the neck of his sweater and proceeded to struggle with something out of reach. “And after obliterating close to 79 hard drives, as well as numerous processors and so forth, I cracked his programming and now know more then necessary to put an end to their global domination,” he finished as he removed a digital stopwatch from beneath his clothing.

“Doc… their just movi --”

“Please Marty, please! No further interruption.” Doc picked up Marty’s watch, held it next to his own, and synchronized them. “Not just movies Marty, far from it,” he showed him the watches, both set at 5:35 pm and 33 seconds. “Over on my desk is the head of a model 303, originally rubber skinned like the ones before it, but updated as a cybernetic organism sometime around 2122 to be sent back as a ‘watcher/instigator’ for the machine army. I captured it using a large magnet and a pocket sized EMP of my own design. Next, I found a way to hack into it through its learning program,” he let out a bark of laughter, then continued. “The little bastard thinks its been learning from me while I used it to find a way to exterminate its entire race.”

The voice of a U.S. governor came to them from beyond the drawing boards. “Fuck you asshole,” was it’s monotone proclamation.

“My apologies for that Marty,” Doc said in surprise. “I thought I erased that program after it lost its humor. It should be saying, ‘I’ll be around,’ or something along those lines.” His head tilted in concentration.

“Cute Doc, but you have to stop thi --”

“No Marty, I cant,” he paused and turned back to the rat. “Once you have seen this rodent travel through time, I’m sure you’ll understand.” Doc picked a scalpel from the bunch, and slit open the rat’s belly. Marty jumped with an audible gasp as he watched his friend insert the head of his watch into the rat’s newly acquired cavity, and then seal it shut with the iron.

“Jesus Doc,” Marty whispered.

Doc picked the rat up by the tail, inspected it closely, and nodded in approval. “Follow me,” he said, scooting his chair to the opposite side of his computers. He laid down the distended rat carefully inside the oversized upright coffin thing then closed the door.

“Doc?” Marty called as he approached, running over the random rubble with a new curiosity behind his eyes. “Where’s Einst --”

“Please!” he snapped with hurt in his eyes. He looked at his friend solemnly and said, “You know the rules Marty, only living tissue survives the time displacement process. Testing could not be achieved with anything inorganic”

He inspected the cabinet, deemed it ready, and went to the black keyboard on his desk. After inserting several quick fingered commands into the computer, he turned to his friend, “I want you to pay close attention to the following activities Marty. You are about to witness a history that will never be,” said Doc as he depressed the enter key. A loud static crunch came from the cabinet/coffin, followed by a snap.

Marty froze.

Doc clapped his hands together and rubbed them. “This is it Marty,” he said. “This is were science pays off for the benefit of mankind.” He pointed a finger across the room to the large glass box, then pushed his feet hard against the floor sending his chair gliding over in that direction. He knocked on the box, “My own design!” he yelled. He put his hands at the top of the structure, and pushed the lid upward. He picked something up from inside before closing it tight and gliding back to his friend. Once there he said, “Put these on,” and handed Marty a pair of dark goggles from somewhere in that large white lab coat of his.

Marty took the glasses, held them out, but did not put them on. He was staring at the item in Doc’s hands. Is that a pooper-scooper? he thought. Doc had his own goggles on and was speaking rapidly, but Marty had missed most of the blather in all the confusion.

“-- very hard to aim,” Doc was saying, “and keeping things from landing half in the ground is tough, but possible.” Something sparked inside the box. “Ah,” he said, “thirty seconds goes so fast when your having fun.”

Purple forks of lightning spread throughout the glass container in all directions sending Marty to one knee, covering his face and head with his forearms. Doc grabbed the boy by the shoulder. “Don’t worry, its fine. I told you its my own design. Pyrex and aluminum,” he was starting to yell as the snaps, cracks, and crunch’s came to a crescendo, “ mixture that’s tougher then nails!” A sphere of light was forming the size of a basketball just off of the containers center, and apparently embedding itself a good three inches into the floor. “Damn,” he grumbled, skittering his chair closer. The sphere had taken on a checker pattern of grey blocks, then began washing them away with a flush of white static that left it a smooth, grey blob, that looked like a drop of liquid medal. Marty’s bottom lip quivered as the sphere gave way to a hovering rat with a bloated appearance, then dropped it to the ground were another divot had burned into Doc‘s basement.

“Damn, damn!” Doc growled again, lifting the heavy glass lid and raising the pooper-scooper. “Never got it quite right Marty,” he yelled as he scrapped the rat from the searing red ditch, “but I plan on sending myself to a spot of water, like a lake.” he held up the smoking animal like a trophy and added, “Just incase.” He let the lid fall sending a crisp clack through his laboratory making both he and Marty cringe. He tilted his head in apology, then scooted over to his operating area.

Dumping the smoldering beast onto the table, Doc held up the business end of the scooper and said, “Don’t hate me Marty, but if I don’t do this the animal will suffer one hell of a headache when he wakes up,” before crushing the rats scull. Marty flinched, but never looked away as he stood to his feet. He wrapped his arms over his chest, and watched his friend reopen the animal with the same scalpel and remove the head of his watch. Doc held it up, wiped it off, then compared it to his own.

Doc’s read 5:37:07, Marty’s, 5:36:37. “Heavy,” Marty whispered.

“It gets better old friend,” Doc smacked him on the shoulder, swung his chair around his drawing boards, and when he came back into Marty’s view, he was holding that odd looking gun at chest height. It looked light weight despite the fact that it was apparently constructed entirely out of metal, and resembled a pistol grip pump action shotgun. “Watch,” Doc said, sliding the pump grip toward him and holding. A green light illuminated at the barrels tip, and the weapon began to whine like a Polaroid camera spiting out photos. “It just needs a few seconds to warm up.”

The light turned red. Doc turned in his chair, the weapon now at shoulder height. He took aim at the ballistics dummy, and fired. A white, fist sized ball of light, left the barrel of the gun.

The dummy disappeared.

“Rock ’n’ Roll!” Marty said, the wind in his voice distant.

Doc rested the gun on his left shoulder, then cocked his head to the side and thumbed his nose like a true gun slinger of the old west, before putting the weapon back in its place. “I made it the same way I made the ‘time displacement equipment’, with our tech, and the machines data… well…” Doc pointed at the gun, “I had to use the machines power supply to properly construct a phased plasma shot gun with a 32 watt range, but that doesn’t really matter at this juncture.”

“Phased Pla… wha -- ?”

“Marty… please?” Doc replied holding up a hand. “Lower models like our friend here were built with plasma cells rather then hydrogen. Once captured, I removed and recycled all that was left. Just like the machines did with it.”

“Are you trying to tell me… that you made a laser gun… out of a Termina --”

“-- Yes Marty, try to contain yourself. We don’t have much time. At midnight tonight, the W/I‘s are supposed to link up for the monthly report. I‘ve been sending them a ‘no new data’ message for the past nine months, but the time of year for them to get together will be scheduled in just a few hours. That means the time to act is now.” Doc got out of his seat, pointed at it, nodded his head, and turned his attention to his drawing boards. Marty, taking a hint, sat in Doc’s chair ready for another lesson in the fourth dimension. Doc cleaned the white board with a rag, then took from its ledge one black and one red dry-ease marker.

He turned to address Marty, “The war between man and machine has been going on long enough for the timeline to be unrecognizably mangled, making it nearly impossible to trace it to the truth. But as far back as we can see, in the beginning the machines took over without a problematic somebody raising a rebellion. But, humans did still exist. Some fought back, but never as a collective. Others hid, and just as in nature began procreating. The rest became slaves to the machines in a near useless fashion because of their fragility. Soon after, we were deemed the new roaches of the universe, and a schedule for our destruction was formulated.

“The machines constructed a time travel device, and began testing it by sending themselves a few seconds into the future just as I did your watch. The problem they ran into was them. They found the rule on inorganic material after five tries, give or take. And that’s as far back as records go.

“Next, the machines found a new use for the human infestation, and a few hours after the first human time traveler jumped thirty seconds ahead, he was implanted with a tracking device to gage his distance and prepped for a journey in the opposite direction. Several seconds before the Father of mankind’s only hope was sent back in time, the machines picked up two separate signals from the same device at the same time. A ripple effect had been created.

“Two anomalies are created. Anomaly one is the time child. The second is the machines created a time loop. The tracking device sent back with the human host was only made to be traced, and record time. And with those limitations, the machines could not identify the changes after every revolution through the loop. If they had implanted a CPU processor in the human, we would have a better trail, but we are talking about an AI that forgot to program their assassins with the ability to count their ammunition as it spends.

“So… they traveled to the tracking device location and discovered it was without host. The father had dug it out of himself at some point and ditched it after leaving behind a trail for his son to follow. That location was were the first battle of man and machine took place.

“The machines left the battlefield with the tracking device after proving to the humans that they were not undefeatable. All of the available information was extracted from the tracking device, but the human they implanted was not designated with identification which left them with only a date and time. The point of arrival in the past was March first, nineteen eighty- four, at one fifteen am.

“Then, the machines had no clue the human leader was an anomaly of time travel. They only found that out recently with the W‘ I‘s, and the new information has yet to be assimilated into the grand scheme. The time child always knew because of his mother. But, even their history changed from time to time creating the first films scenario where the father is sent back not knowing he is the father.

“This brings me to how I found all of this data through the films. I remembered a story about an unknown man attacking a police station, and then a decade latter the same man attacked a mental health hospital. All true, and not hard to follow,” he said with a wink as he leaned forward.

To Be Concluded…

How to Terminate all that goes Back to the future. Part III

Subject: Short Story
Average Reading Time: 00:10:00
Origin: Born 1982.
Word Count: 2300
Warning: I can’t believe you want to read this one too.
How to terminate all that goes back to the future. PART III
By
Randy J Medeiros

Marty was scratching his head, a mild sweat had appearing on his brow. He made it very obvious that this story was anything but, ‘easy to follow’. But, things were becoming clearer. As scared and confused as he was, he knew Doc was onto something.

“Two survivors came out of the station attack,” Doc continued. “One was the lieutenant, and the other was the criminal psychologist. They both befriended the mother and father, then followed them to the destruction of the first machine to travel through time. As far as the machines, and myself are concerned there are no other faults in the story of the first film, however, the second film is skewed in a few places.

“The boy lived with the lieutenant, not fosters. The mother was in a mental institution under the close watch of the psychologist, but not as a patient. She and the lieutenant set it up so that it appeared as if she murdered her son soon after birth and was sent to the hospital. The psychologist set it up so that the mother could trade identities with another patient, then got her a job in the building as a member of the security force under her assumed identity.

“Both mother and son remained under the radar until the second attack. One that roughly played out just as it was seen on screen according to the journals found by the W/ I’s. After that everyone split up, completely confident that they had stopped the machines nearly the same way the machines had planed to stop us… but they were wrong.”

“Rise of the Machi --” Marty tried to interject.

“-- Cyber Space is a metaphor created by William Gibson back in the 80’s Marty,” Doc said. “Even though the term has been adopted by our government and is now a critical part of its infrastructure, that doesn’t stop it from being a preposterous means for the machines artificial intelligence to survive.”

“Fuck you asshole!” said the W/ I.

Both men looked over at the machine, then back at each other as if nothing had gone on at all.

“The machine race survived through a built in failsafe from the model one-thousand that was sent back on the second attempt to kill the time child. When it was mangled in the final battle, it shed enough of itself to form a mega micro processor chip just like the one found after the destruction of his predecessor, only this one was unharmed. The third film, and possibly the fourth, were created by the W/ I’s to lure the humans away from the truth.” Doc lowered his head, took a deep breath, sighed, then removed his goggles and dropped them to the littered floor.

“When the scientist sacrificed himself to destroy his research of the damaged processor, it was in vain. As well as the destruction of the model 101 sent back as a protector.

“With a perfect processor to give them a head start, the machines formulated another plan,” he looked back up. “The watcher/instigators. They were sent back only to watch, then help start the war again by bringing any new information to help kill the human leader. But, since they have all of this new data, they changed the plan yet again. Now their goal is to retard the beginning of the war, along with the creation of the machine race, until the life of the time child and his offspring have died.

“The original date of the day of judgment was 1997. After the second time jump, it was pushed back to 2004. Now, according to the watcher/instigators, the machines will wait for the year 2155 AD. They have tricked us all into thinking that none of what will happen is real, and that if it were, we actually have a chance at beating them at their own game. All through the magic of Hollywood.”

“Great Scott,” Marty said. He remembered the note with the circled dates from moments ago, and his arms found themselves wrapped against his chest again. In 2155, long after the end of his music career, and even after his death, the world as Marty knew it would belong to the machines. “I know,” Doc remarked. “Heavy isn’t it?”

Marty nodded in answer as Doc uncapped the black marker.

“Now,” Doc exclaimed, “here is how it all will work.” He drew a horizontal line about a yard long, six inches from the top of the whiteboard. “This is the timeline before the first assassination attempt,” he said. Then, he drew a letter A at the beginning and circled it. “This is the date of the first attempt,” he marked the top of the circled letter with the number 1984. “Next, life goes on unaware of anything until here,” he marked a letter B in the center of the timeline and circled it. Above it, he wrote the word boom and the number, 1997. “And finally,” he marked the end of the timeline with a capital C, and added the words, machines rule, directly above it. “Are you following Marty?”

Marty nodded, and Doc continued. “This,” he said, tapping the C, “is when the machines come back.” He drew an arcing line from C to A, then wrote film #1 above it.

He pointed at the A and said, “At this point, a drastic change is made in time,” he drew a vertical line about three inches long just beneath the A, “creating alternate reality that for the sake of explanation, we will call…” he drew a number 2 at the bottom of the line, circled it, then drew another horizontal line the same length as the one above.

He turned and nodded to his friend. Marty nodded back.

Next he marked the second line with an X about three inches beyond the 2 and circled it. Above it, he wrote the word, prepared. “This is where the family waited in hiding before the war unaware that two machines were on their way back for a second attempt,” he said, then marked the second line with a B-2 beneath the original, and a C-2 at the end.

He then proceeded to draw another arc. This one was between timelines one and two, and from C-2, to X, and labeled film #2.

They exchanged more nods.

“This creates another dimension,” Doc drew another vertical line from the X, marked it with a 3, and added the next timeline. “This,” he said, drawing a B-3 with a circle around it then crossing it out, “is delayed until here.” He marked the third line with a circled Y four inches beyond the crossed B, then above it wrote the number 2004. “Which leads to,” he continued drawing another C at the end of the line then added a -3 before circling.

“Along dimension three no one was aware,” he drew a third arcing line between lines two and three from C-3 to an open spot between the crossed B and the Y, “the machines sent W/ I’s here.” He marked the end of arc three with a Z, and at its top he wrote WI and circled the letters.

“This in turn creates alternate reality number four,” he drew and marked, “which is our present reality.” He finished by marking the end of timeline four with a C-4, and the numbers 2155 above it before turning back to his friend to ensure he still had his attention.

When Marty nodded, Doc continued. He marked line four, which was only about one quarter the length of its predecessors, with a tiny dot. Above it, he drew a downward facing arrow, and wrote, we are here, above it.

He capped the black marker, then uncapped the red. He held up the red cocking his head with a grin as he did it. “I,” he said, “will travel back in time to here.” He started beneath, ‘we are here’ with another arc, only this one was inverted and beneath all the other markings. He ended it two inches behind the A marked on timeline number one, then extended the line backward before marking his spot, 1982.

“With me, I will send an array of appropriate supplies in the stomachs of cows. That’s something I’m sure the soldiers wish they could have done before film scenario number one.

“All of this will cause a ripple effect that will erase dimensions two, three, and four, but only temporarily.” He drew a wavy red line through timeline one. “If I do nothing to effect the future,” he continued, “the puzzle pieces will fall right back into place.” He turned and nodded, but this time did not wait for reply.

“My plan,” he said, writing those words beneath the inverted arcing red line, “is to follow the path of film scenario one,” he traced along side the black line with the red marker stopping at the A, “and aid the mother and father with the destruction of the first machine. Next,” he followed the line downward from the A to the second timeline, “I help them along film scenario number two by giving them useful information on dates, locations, as well as a viruses that will kill the AI slow enough to e undetectable, killing them before it has been completed.” He traced the line up to the X then stopped again. “If successful this will create,” at the beginning of timeline three, he drew a red letter A just above the circled three, then drew another vertical line from the X downward almost twelve inches long, nearly breaching the inverted red arc, “a completely new alternate third reality.” He marked the bottom of his new line with a circled three, and a red B above it for good measure before drawing the final timeline in red.

After the final line was finished, Doc half crouched in front of the board hiding it from Marty’s view and scribbling wildly. When he stepped aside, Marty saw that he had written in big red letters atop the red timeline, “We Win!” in piss poor penmanship.

Arms spread, head cocked, grinning like a fool, Doc asked his friend, “Whadayah think?”

Marty could say nothing. He sat frozen in place, hopelessly confused.

“I have everything I need over there,” Doc pointed to the table on the opposite side of the glass box and disintegrated dummy, then began walking over despite his friends condition. “A laptop with an abundance of data on the machines,” he began, “Money, EMP, Fake ID’s, enough food rations and medical supplies to hold me off while I establish myself in the past,” he reached the table and was now pointing to each item, “I’ll be taking the plasma weapon with me, as well as my cotton supply of underwear, winning numbers to multiple lotteries for financial support, and a supper virus for the liquid machine to bring back to his pals so that they can rot from the inside out.” He was to exited to hear Marty pick up the plasma weapon as he started stuffing items from the table into several empty black duffle bags.

“What I need you to do Marty,” he went on, “is destroy my lab if I do not succeed. All you have to do is wait thirty seconds after my departure, and if nothing happens, press F-12 on the grey keyboard on my desk followed by the enter key on the black one. Everything is already set to go. Soon after, my entire lab will be engulfed in a time sphere destroying all things inorganic, and completely erasing my work from being tracked by the machines or anyone else. My entire home will be a spectacular wreck. Should that happen,” he stopped packing, his eyes glossy globes of water, “feel free to take something with you when you leave in remembrance of our friendship.” He wiped an eye, and continued packing his supplies. “You will have ten minutes to leave once the timer has been set,” he cleared his throat of his tears. “Now,” he said turning around, “lets get those cows in here… Marty?” Doc had been struck dumb at the sight of his friend pointing the plasma weapon in his direction.

Marty cocked the weapons slide, admiring the sound of its whine as the power charged.

“Marty? What are you doing?” Doc asked, eyes wide and confused.

“Well Doc,” he began, “I just cant let you do this.”

“But Mart --”

“-- sorry to interrupt you Doc, but this things charged and I gotta get going soon,” Marty said, squinting an eye along the weapons barrel. “Not that your plan wasn’t well thought out, but its still a bad idea as far as I‘m concerned.”

“But Marty wh…” Doc trailed off as he watched his friend get out of the chair and walk a little closer.

“Because me and Biff have tickets to part four at 6:18. If I let you do this, I’ll never find out if it was better then the third. Which it probably is, but I just have to know for myself. Plus, I‘ll be dead by twenty-one fifty-five, so none of this is really my problem-o.”

Doc was red in the face, struggling to speak. “Bi… Bi… Bi…” was the only sound he could make.

Marty pulled the trigger sending a great flash throughout the basement, vaporizing Doc’s head in mid speech. “Well my dad is getting to old for movies, and Jen hates anything Sci-Fi or action related. So, yea… Biff.“ When he realized he was speaking to a corpse he looked down, grimaced with a jerk, then looked again and said, “I’ll keep the gun as a souvenir, just like you said Doc. It’s pretty far out. Latter.”

He waved good buy, pressed F-12 on the grey keyboard, followed by enter on the black just as he was instructed, then stepped out of the house and drove away fast. It was 5:59 pm, and he had less then twenty minutes before Showtime.

The End.

How to Terminate all that goes Back to the future. - PIC

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

How to Rob a Bank. Part 1

Subject: Fiction.
Average Reading Time: 00:18:00
Origin: I’m A Write.
Word Count: 1800
Warning: Foul language is contained within.
How to Rob a Bank.
By
Randy J Medeiros
Part 1

When Brian opened the door to the two story single family house on Nash road, he found his friend Andy, broad smile, blond hair, bouncing from left to right. Brian glanced down at the black note book in Andy’s hand, then back up to his friends bobbing head and said, “It’s not even noon yet and you’re already dancing like an idiot.”

“I have to come in,” Andy said, keeping his voice low, but not able to hide his anxiety.

Brian stepped aside and said, “Please do, before you piss on my Mothers welcome mat.”

Andy still felt the need to shove his friend to the side as he stepped through the door. He made his way through the dining room and into the kitchen calling over his shoulder, “Guy’s in the basement?”

“Yea,” Brian called back as he closed the front door, watching Andy open the door in the kitchen that led to the basement. “And their just as pissed as I am that you woke us up on a Saturday,” he mumbled, knowing Andy would not hear him as he descended the stairs.

At the bottom of the stairs, Andy took four long, jumping strides, then flopped down into the brown lay-z-boy chair that faced the floral patter couch were one of his friends was laying down. The chair tipped, but did not fall over as he greeted his friends. He looked to his right, and saw Daryl - the youngest of the four; Daryl was to turn 18 in just a few days - sifting through games by the TV with his back turned, and giving Andy the finger. On the couch, Chris - Daryl’s older brother - was staring at Andy with a blank, yet somehow, questioning look in his eyes.

Catching Chris’s gaze, Andy’s right hand shot up from the arm of his chair. He twiddled his fingers, tilted his head, then slowly let a Cheshire grin spread across his face. To Chris, this was normal enough coming from Andy, just not on a Saturday morning.

“What-the-hell-man?” Chris asked his grinning friend in a groggy voice, and pausing in-between each word.

Andy did not answer. He knew what his friend was asking him, - Why are you here? Why so early? Why so fucking happy? What could be this important on a Saturday? - but elected not to answer until all four of them were in the room together. He continued to grin, staying quiet, and glanced around the room.

Chris sighed, and rolled onto his back to try and fall back to sleep. Daryl continued to sift through the large stack of various games. Andy sits, soaking in the site of the basement that he had been absent from for nearly three weeks, and noted that no changes were present.

Brian’s basement was still dressed up as a half bedroom, half sitting room. The walls were covered with posters of various rock, and metal bands. The pool table, old, worn, and scared, was covered with dirty laundry. The bed in the corner was unmade and surrounded by more dirty laundry. The second Lay-Z-Boy (once blue, now a faded grey) was facing the TV in its reclined position. It held a pillow and blanket, and was obviously the place ware Daryl had slept the night before. The windows are covered with dark colored sheets, but one of them is askew and letting in a sliver of morning sun that makes the rest of the basement look that much duller by comparison. In that sliver of light, dust is dancing and swirling. The coffee table between the couch and two chairs is cluttered with last night’s leftover fun, and a few comic books.

Andy, still grinning, turned his attention to the glowing dust floating through the slice of sun from the window with the crooked sheet. Chris was breathing slow and steady, but still obviously awake, and still annoyed. Daryl had found a game, and was sitting down in his chair to play when Brian came down the stairs, chomping spoons full of cereal from an orange bowl.

Brian walked over to the couch, set his orange bowl on top of the cluttered coffee table, bent over at the waist, hovered his ass over Chris’s head, and broke wind. It was low, but still audible, and came out in a long swoosh of air. Chris, hearing and smelling Brian’s gas, popped up like a jack in the box. Daryl caught the action out of the corner of his eye and laughed at his brother’s misfortune. Brian sat down in the newly opened space on the couch, and continued munching on his breakfast.

Chris turned to Brian, and then smacked the spoon from his hand as Brian was dipping it into the bowl for another bite. Brian looked at Chris, looked at the spoon between his feet, then bent over to pick it up, passing more wind in the process. “God damn it,” Chris growled. “Cut that shit out. Your ass smells like light beer and fermented pickle brine.” Brian picked up the dirty spoon, licked it clean, and continued eating.

“I would say it’s more like banana peppers,” Andy said with a grimace, “but rancid as hell should sum it up.”

“Good call my absent friend,” Daryl said from his chair. “We had peppers on the pizza last night.”

“Alright, alright,” Brian broke in, holding up one of his hands for silence. “That’s enough about how my diet has scented my anal reports, it’s time for the deserter to tell us what he’s been up to for the past three weeks, and why he had to wake us all up before noon on a weekend.”

“Damn strait,” Chris chimed in. “Except for school, your ass has been pretty scarce. You want to tell us what’s going on, and why you’ve been ignoring us in the halls?” Chris folded his hands in his lap and leaned forward.

Daryl paused his game, set his chair to the upright position and turned it to face the couch so that everyone was now sitting in a circle. Brian finished the cereal in the bowl, drank the milk, belched, then leaned back in his seat to hear what Andy had to say.

“Well I’ve been very busy,” Andy said, tapping the black note book that now sat across his lap. “It takes time and patients to plan a proper bank robbery.”

“Yeeeeeaa man,” Daryl said. He turned to Andy and changed his accent, “Firs da banks, den da liquor stores, den we move ta Idaho and buy some bitches and hoe’em out.” He laughed, stopped, shot a cold look into Andy’s eyes, then started to turn his chair back around.

Andy reached out and took hold of Daryl’s chair by the arm and said, “Hold on a sec. Hear me out. This could be the best thing you ever do.”

Daryl stopped turning his chair, and looked over toward his brother. Chris was looking at Andy. When he spoke his voice was awake, and somehow much younger. Not scared, just younger. “You’re serious, aren’t you?” He asked Andy.

“What the hell Andy?” Brian asked. His head was back, and although his eyes were closed, Andy could tell he was rolling them back. “Why the fuck would any of us need to rob a damn bank?”

“My guess is the money,” Daryl said.

“Sarcastic, but true young man,” Andy Said. “Very true.”

“None of us need that kind of money though,” said Brian. “We all work, have cars, go to school. Our parents work, have cars, homes, savings accounts with plenty of cash inside. No debt. No danger. Why would anyone here want to get into something so heavy, and chance having any of that heat on our backs when our lives are relatively easy and even?”

Andy sighed, then said, “Because it’s not going to stay easy. Soon all of us will be in college and in debt up to our assholes. Our parents don’t have any debt, but they did. My Father finished his payments just last year. I don’t want that to be me.”

It was Brian’s turn to sigh before he spoke. “So you want to commit grand theft so you can be lazy after college? I don’t believe it.”

“There is more to it,” Andy responded. “You see I don’t want to be lazy.” He paused, leaned forward putting his elbows on his knees, and continued. “I want to have school paid and ready, then I can work, save half, party with the rest, invest well, and when I graduate I can have a house, or my own business. No debt. Less stress. How can anyone deny that kind of head start?” He clapped his hands together and leaned back.

“It’s still a lot of risk, with little reward.” Brian said.

“I don’t know about that,” Chris said with a curious tone that told Brian, Chris was falling for this nonsense. “I mean, life is a mother fucker,” he continued, “and if you’re not prepared it just grinds you down. That’s what happened to my uncle. Lost his house, lost his wife, lost his kids, all because he went bankrupt over some tax issue.” He turned to Brian, “Daryl is the only one of use with a scholarship that --

“Partial scholarship,” Daryl interrupted.

“Yes, thank you,” Chris continued after giving Daryl an annoyed look. “If we had enough cash to start out with, life could be a hell of allot easier down the road.”

Andy gave his pal a slow, acknowledging nod. Brian shrugged as if to say he did not know what he was saying, or hearing, but it all made sense. Brian shook his head in disbelief as Daryl spoke up, and fed the fire further. “If we did,” He began, “We would have to do more than one job because banks today don’t just give up the kind of money we’re talking about. Right?”

“Look assholes,” Brian said, angry now, and letting it show, “I just woke the fuck up and I don’t want to argue about whether or not we’re going to rob one bank, never mind several, so cut the shit.” He spat his last words while pointing a finger at Andy.

Andy held up his hands, palm out, but still smiling. “We don’t have to argue,” He said, “I’ve got it all figured out.”

“Bri’s right man,” Chris said. “Let’s squash this shit and talk about something else.”

“Good idea,” Daryl said. “Let’s go bowling.”

“Just hear me out,” Andy pleaded.

“Yes,” Brian cut in. “Let dip shit get it out of his system so we don’t have to hear about anymore.” He turned to Andy and held out his hand.

How To Rob A Bank. Part 2

Subject: Fiction.
Average Reading Time: 00:15:00
Origin: How to rob a bank part 1.
Word Count: 2000
Warning: More foul language for an unknown reason.
How To Rob A Bank.
By
Randy J Medeiros
Part 2

“OK, here it is.” And put his notebook on the table and opened it. Everyone leaned forward and saw the crude drawing of a familiar intersection and some scribbles that made little sense. “I was at the movies a few weeks ago, and over heard these two old bags talking about their shit jobs, and their shit boss’s.” They were the only ones in the house, but Andy still dropped his voice to a near whisper before going on. “At first it was annoying. All they talked about was ass grabbing and dirty jokes, but then, one of them starts talking about policies. Bank Policies.

“She works at this bank,” He tapped the drawing in the book. “She says her manager has been breaking the rules. All the right rules.

“Nowadays banks take very precautious steps to ensure less money is lost in the event of robberies. One of them, involves no longer using a little cart to refill the money for each teller. The managers used to lock themselves in the office, open the safe, fill the cart with specific amounts, then one of the tellers would walk it out, and disperses the cash. That doesn’t happen anymore. Now, the manager stays in the office, refills small box’s with money for each teller individually, then the tellers have to go and get them, one by one. At the bank we are going to hit, the manager still uses a cart.

“Now hold on to your ass’s fellas because it gets a hell of a lot thicker than that.

“You mite think a couple of tellers probably wont have that much money on them, and you would be right, but this asshole manager takes rule breaking to the extreme.

“During a normal Friday the banks get real busy around noon. Everybody comes in with their pay checks wanting money. Rather then follow the rules and have each teller run to the office to re-up, or, have one teller go in and get the cart, this guy fills it up and makes the rounds himself. The lady in the theater said he used to be a fast food manager and can’t stand when the lines get held up. All this means, whenever the tellers get low, he leaves the office, and every one of the banks employees is in the same room. This is plus number one. Plus number two is the first of every month.

“The first of the month is normally run just like a Friday, but when it falls on a Friday, the cart doesn’t double, it triples. This bank has been known to go through close to a hundred thousand dollars in cash by three o’clock when the first falls on a Friday because its location is between the rich neighborhoods, and the poor.

“The manager fills the cart to the fucking brim, disperses the cash box’s to each teller himself first thing in the morning, then does it again at about one o’clock. This means, when a Friday comes on the first of the month, and the bank opens, there is a lot of cash right out front.

“Every morning when they open, there are only four people in the building. One floater, one drive thru teller, one teller in the front, and the manager. At nine thirty he brings out the money before the loan managers come in. That’s when we hit them.

“We may have to deal with a customer or two, but that shouldn’t be a problem. Most bank customers that come in that early are old anyway, and probably just there to make a deposit. That means more cash for the grab, should we want it.

“That’s all of the body’s accounted for in the mornings. They don’t even have the guard come in until eleven am, and the drive-thru opens at the same time. Easy pick’ns.

“The building itself is a simple lay out. They don’t have glass at the counter, there are two offices in the front, but those aren’t used until the loan managers come in at ten, and the rest is one, big, open room. They have one of those rope mazes in the middle, and then there is the counter that separates the teller side from the customer side. No sweat.”

“O my god,” Brian yelled. “No sweat he says. Piece of fucking cake right? Walk right in and just push that little cart out the front door without a care in the god damn world. Brilliant man. Until the cops get there and rope our stupid ass’s.”

Andy held up his hand; palm out, to say he had more to say. Chris and Daryl were nodding there heads to each other, obviously impressed so far. Andy wanted to wait a little longer before laying out the game plan. Brian was laughing at him, and he wanted him to sober so he could listen properly.

Before Andy could continue, Brian spoke up, still laughing, and said, “Look man. I know it all looks easy, but you are talking about robbing a bank here. I’ve seen enough movies to know it aint that easy, and it sure as shit aint that safe either. Plus, all that money, all that hassle, catches up with people real quick.”

“I say,” Chris broke in, “before we can say yay, or nay, we hear the plan.”

“Why not man?” Daryl asked Brian. “It’s better than bowling.”

Brian laughed, leaned back in his seat, and held out his hand for Andy to continue.

“Perfect,” Andy said, while rubbing his palms together. “We are off to great start.” He stopped rubbing his hands, and opened his notebook to another page. Written out in a mix of short, and long hand (and looking more like a mad mans scroll) was the endless list of supplies and instructions for the job at hand. “First up,” he continued, “is the get away car. I’ve found three. They all look like mine. Same paint, same make and model. They all belong to elderly men, and I’ve chosen them for several reasons.

“One, they go to bed early, and wont know the car is gone until morning. Two, they keep their cars engine, and paint, in peek conditions. All of this is essential to the plan.

“We steal the front plate from a random car somewhere on the other side of town, and then we do the same to another car only with the rear plate. Next we paint the stolen car. We need a dull color that won’t catch too much attention, like grey or dark blue. We use a latex based house paint because it doesn’t stick well to clear coat car paint with a good wax job, and, comes right off with a quick pressure wash.

“Next, we take the tags and registration from the painted car and shove them under the driver’s seat. The stolen, mismatched tags are then placed on the front and back of the getaway vehicle.

“The rear tag, as well as the registration, from my car, will be in the glove box. After the main job is completed, we change the color of the car back to its original state, remove the mismatched tags, and put my tag on the back. This way, when we’re driving around town to ditch the stolen getaway car, any cop that pulls us over will think it’s my car, and, after the fact, if anything bad goes down, it will be traced back to me leaving you guys in the clear.

“Just to keep you calm, I should let you know that if everything goes according to the plan, no one should get caught.”

“Didn’t you get caught jacking it in the girl’s bathroom last year?” Daryl asked.

“That was me,” Brian answered for his friend with his defenses high. “And I wasn’t jacking off, OK? I got a BJ from Emily and decided to wash of my gear in the sink. That’s it.”

“Yea. Whatever helps you nod off in bed pal.” Chris joked.

“I- Was not- Jacking-” Brian spat slowly, then stopped.

Andy cut Brian off by holding up his hands. “No one cares,” He said. Brian gave Daryl the finger. In return Daryl lifted his own finger with one hand, a fist with the other, and then pushed his finger in and out of his curled hand. Chris laughed at his brother’s gesture, and Brian punched him in the shoulder.

Andy sighed, yet again, but continued as if no interruption had been made. “My car,” He raised his voice, then returned it to a normal tone once attention was obtained, “will have to be parked at least one mile away from ware we ditch the getaway car. I’ve staked out a few good spots in the abandon warehouse district that should suffice. We can pull it into a spot ware no one will notice the missing tag from the back. In the trunk there will be four back packs with enough clothes and toiletries for four people, for one week. Those four bags, will match the four bags we use to hold the money after the job. My car will be fully fueled, and wait for us in that spot over night.

“The stolen car, after it’s been painted and loaded with supplies, will stay in my garage over night. With my Dad away on business, and my mother afraid of the garage after dark, it will be safe and sound.

“Now. As I go through the list of supplies, I would appreciate if the class held on to all of their question until we’re through. All questions should be answered as the plan progress.” Everyone nodded. Brian’s nod was a little more reluctant then Chris and Daryl’s, but Andy did not mind. He expected it to go something like this.

“Good,” Andy said, then picked up his note book and began to read all of the supplies.

“Under the drivers seat we have the cars original tags. Under the passenger seat we hide clean face clothes with make up remover, a change of clothes for all four of us, and quarters for the car wash.

“In the trunk, we’ll have the four matching empty back packs, two black duffle bags, one home made smoke bomb, three Co2 powered BB guns that have been modified to look like real 45 caliber pistols, matches, lighter fluid, two home made spike strips, two signs that read ‘Do Not Enter.’ - ‘Bank Under Construction.’

“Inside the two black duffle bags are, one plastic shopping bag with fifty empty zip-lock baggies, in the same bag there are also fifty loose zip-lock baggies, and finely, one short length of rope.”

Andy paused, took a deep breath, and when he continued, his attitude changed from playful and confident, to serious and cold.

He leaned forward again, placing his elbows on his knees, then said, “Alright ladies. Listen close, cause this is ware shit gets crucial.

“This Thursday is the final day of this month. The following day is the first of the next, and yes, a Friday. That’s when we hit the bank. The following Monday is the beginning of spring break, so, if we don’t act now, we’ll never see another opportunity like this.

“On Thursday night, around eleven o’clock we boost the car. At that time of night, the owner will be in bed, watching the news, or both. It will only take two men to boost the ride, then paint it.

“The other two, will steel some tags, and plant the diversion.

“In order to keep the cops busy while we commit our crime, we’re going to have to do something big. Something drastic. So, from beginning, to end, everyone wears high quality rubber gloves, and, use different gloves for different crimes.

“We are going to fake a terrorist attack on the library up the street from the bank.”

Everyone grunted in unison after Andy’s last remark, but he barreled into the rest of the explanation, knowing that if he talked quick, he could win them back.

“Calm down. I said fake an attack. I’ve made a small pipe bomb, and stuck between some hollowed out books. It won’t make anything more than a pop and maybe a little smoke if the paper in the books catch fire. That’s about it.

“We plant it around the back of the library beneath the office window. Old books lying around a library shouldn’t draw any particular attention over night. In the drop box, we put a note that says books are the path to building infidels out of America’s youth.

How To Rob A Bank. Part 3

Subject: Fiction
Average Reading Time: 00:15:00
Origin: How to rob a bank 1 and 2.
Word Count: 2500
Warning: Like the first two parts, this text is littered with naughty language.
How To Rob A Bank.
By
Randy J Medeiros
Part 3

“The note will drive everyone out of the library before we set off the bomb via detonator.

“No one gets hurt.

“Now in order for this to work to our benefit, we have to time it just right.

“Sure a terrorist act is enough to keep every cop in the county busy, but, it has its draw back’s. If we don’t time it just right, it could backfire.

“The next morning, both the bank, and the library open at the same time. Nine am. Now if you guys remember, I worked for that library for two months last summer. After they unlock the doors, turn on the lights, prep the computers, and start a pot of coffee, they check the drop box. While I was there, it always came around the same time of morning. Nine thirty am, the same time the fast food manager at the bank brings out our money.

“We have to be outside that library, pointing in the direction of the bank, at no latter than nine twenty. At that time, no one will be out to find anything suspicious.

“We wait to see people running out, - there should only be two employees at that time - then detonate the bomb. With the employees outside, we can be sure no one is in the office just incase the bomb breaks the window or something. Better safe than sorry when working with explosives.

“When the people evacuate the building, the first thing they are going to want to do, is call the cops. Setting off the bomb will ensure not only that, but also add to the farce, and keep the cops acting out their roles, not to mention, plenty of attention from the neighborhood diverted away from us.

“We will now have five minutes or less to get in the bank, get our money, and get out safe.

“Why? Because in the next five minuets after the bomb goes off, every cop in town will be looking for suspicious activity, every school will be closed down, every media outlet alerted, and, every bank.”

Andy’s mouth suddenly went dry and he criticized himself silently for not getting a glass of water before beginning. He worked what little spit he had in his mouth around with his tongue, swallowed hard, trying not to grimace, then went on.

“It won’t just keep the cops busy. Everyone and their Grandmother will be glued to their TV’s, internet connections, and radios, for the rest of the day. With all those heads turned, everything is up for grabs.

“OK. Almost everyone in the car will have their own fake pistol. The driver will not. All the driver needs, is a good makeup job, the keys, and a watch. The passenger in the front will have the detonator. The two guys in the back will have nothing but their guns, until we get to the bank.

“We pull in the Allen street entrance, and park facing the Rockdale exit. Everyone gets out at this point, and the driver opens the trunk.

“The driver, and his passenger, grab the spike strips and signs. The two from the back seat grab the black bags, the smoke bomb, and the length of rope.

“While the driver, and the passenger, set up the strips and signs, -- making sure that the strip for the Rockdale side is behind the getaway car, not in front of it -- the other two go into the bank to begin crowd control.

“In the bank, one collects the employees from behind the counter, the other collects any customers. All people in the building are brought to the center of the room and told to keep their hands on their heads, and their ass’s on the floor.

“By then, the two men outside will be finished with there respective duties. The driver gets behind the wheel, double checks to make sure the transmission is in drive so he doesn’t back over the spike strip and fuck our getaway, while the other goes into the bank to control the group of customers and employees while the other guys, grab the cash off of the cart, and bag it.

“With the lot boarder by signs, extra costumers will stay away, and with the entrances guarded with spike strips, any cop that comes in, sure as fuck won’t be able to leave with four flat tires to chase us down.

“Now for safety purposes, all stacks of money have to be separated. One, or more stacks of cash on that cart may be booby trapped. When the pack leaves the bank, it explodes, and splatters everything with a bright colored ink. So, the guy with the zip-lock bags starts handing them off to the guy with the empty bag, starting with the loose ones. The guy with the empty bag will separate as many stacks as he can into separate baggies. When we leave the bank, even if the booby trapped money blows through the bag it’s in, the rest of the cash will be safe and snug in its own baggie. Clean as a whistle.

“By the time we finish off the loose baggies, one duffle should be full of money. The guy with the full bag then takes the shopping bag of baggies, and the two reverse rolls.

“Now, we will be on a time limit. If we can’t fill both bags with cash, don’t sweat it. But, whoever has the shopping bag in the end has to remember to keep it for latter.

“This entire plan is an act of complete greed, so I hope the greed ends there. What I mean by that is, when the driver blows the horn outside to let us know we have twenty seconds left, whatever gets left behind, gets left behind. Nobody asks for more time, and nobody asks for vault access. Time to leave, means time to leave.

“When the horn blows, the bag men head for the front. On their way, the man with the bomb, and the rope, hands them off to the crowd man. When the bag men are clear, the crowd man sets off the smoke bomb, wait’s a few seconds - no more than five - for a good cloud, then leaves the building, tying the door closed in his wake.

“With the only exit locked up, no one can leave until the cops get there. With the cops busy as hell at that moment, it gives us more time to haul ass. The smoke bomb will keep everyone in the building half blind. That gives us more time before they can find a phone, or set off the silent alarms. And by the time one of them accomplishes that, we should be at, or leaving, the car wash.

“Next, the bag men should already be in the back of the car, ducked down, cleaning up their makeup, and changing their clothes. The crowd man hop’s in the passenger seat, and the driver cuts across Rockdale, cuts through the 7-11 parking lot, then takes the back roads all the way to the car wash.

“I’ve timed the drive from the 7-11 to the wash as best I could, and it should only take three minutes, so whoever is in the back has to get changed quick.

“At the car wash, less than ten minutes should have passed, the cops will be busy as hell with our diversion, and most likely receiving a call from a recently robbed bank. At that time, the two clean men in the back will get out. One will take the stolen tags off of the car, and put my tag on the back, and then put my registration on the driver’s seat. The other, will take the empty back packs from the trunk, throw them in the back seat, then, take the quarters, pump them into the wash, and change the cars color back to normal.

“Again, we have to be quick. Although the media will already be covering our fake terrorist act, we can’t chance any loss of time, or, being caught in the middle of a shady act.

“While the two clean men are changing the car, the other two will get in the back, duck down, and clean themselves up just like the first two.

“The second pair of men should be clean by the time we leave the wash, then, while still in the back seat, they can stuff all the money evenly into the empty back packs. Next, they can stuff all of the evidence - robbery clothes, dirty face towels, makeup remover, etc - into the empty duffle bags, and put the guns, the stolen tags, and the detonator, into the plastic shopping bag.

“The shopping bag goes into the river on our way to the getaway ditch spot, -- it will be heavy enough to sink to the bottom -- the duffle bags get torched after we ditch the car, with the rubber gloves along with them. All of the gloves!

“If all goes well, we will now look like four kids, driving down the street, in my car, and probably listening to the radio to find out if we have to go to school after terrorist attacked a library in our town.

“We’ll be in the south end when we leave the wash. We’ll head north along the water so we can ditch the shopping bag, and then continue north toward the warehouse district.

“There are plenty of abandon warehouses around there, but I’ve staked a few out already. If I’m not driving, I’ll give directions.

“We’ll park behind the buildings on the south side. We’ll take my tag, and registration, put the originals back on just incase, then walk along the back of the buildings.

“It’s important to put the tags back on the get away car. A car without tags draws quicker attention. A car with tags is just parked, and we don’t want the cops to find it until we’re out of town.

“Along the back of the buildings, we stop at a barrel -- trust, there are lots -- were we see ashes from one of the local homeless gang’s camp out, and burn the black bags and gloves. We wait long enough to know the shit is toast, which shouldn’t take more than five minuets or so, then douse the flames so the burning doesn’t look to recent if the cops find the car early and decide to search the area.

“Finally, we walk to my car, replace the tag, change out clothes for money, and drive away clean. We’ll be nothing more than a couple of kids on their way to Cancun for spring break.

“If we follow the plan from A to Z, we’ll be in my car and out of town by ten am, before the local police force can start blocking the exit roads.

“But, we’re not entirely out of the woods yet. We have to take a few extra precautions on our way to Mexico, and afterward.

“First up, we have to find out if we caught the ink pack, or if the fast food bank manager decided to leave it behind because it took up too much room on his cart, which I think is very likely.

“Second, we have to dispose of said ink pack. I would say we could do it with the black bag fire, but I don’t know how it will burn, so we’ll do it out of state on our way to Mexico.

“Third, we take all the clean money out of the plastic zip- lock baggies, count it, and divide it evenly into the four back packs at a quiet truck-stop near the border, or, somewhere similar.

“No hotels. No stopping over night until we cross the boarder. Too risky.

“We should be in Mexico sometime around Sunday night. This, if my calculations are on point, is Daryl’s eighteenth birthday. Happy birthday to him huh?

“We stop for the night, then once a day, we change one bag of money from American, to Mexican, via local drunks, or homeless. We can spend a little money now with a bit of safety, but lets not go ape shit with it. Remember what it’s for guys.

“We change our currency back to American dollars before we come home, then sit on it till after graduation.

“If we come back to the states with more cash then we left with, there will be suspicion. And, clean or not, we sit on it.

“After graduation, we take the clean cash on another trip.

“We head to Las Vegas, drop the cash off in a safe place like a bus stop locker, -- so we don’t get tempted -- have a wild ass time, come home, and say we won it all, little by little.

“After that, the money is clean, and accounted for. We are free to invest it, and take a big head start into our futures.”

The room was silent. No one spoke for nearly three minutes. Brian sat quietly staring at his feet. Daryl was smiling, but his head was turned away from the group, his mind caught in the reverie, and happy that his friend had thought of everything for him. Chris, slack jawed, mouth a gape, was the first to speak.

When he broke the silence he said, “Brilliant.” Then paused for a moment. “Brilliant,” he exclaimed again. “Fucking brilliant. I mean… how a guy with a C and B average came up with it is beyond me, yet still… fucking brilliant.”

“Good to hear,” Andy said. “Well, I’m sure you guys will have some questions, but I have to get a glass of --”

Brian cut him off, holding his hand up to tell him to wait, and stay seated. He said, “So that’s what you’ve been up to for the past three weeks,” while slowly shaking his head.

“Yea,” Andy answered a bit surprised by Brian’s reaction.

“Well… that, and getting everything ready. I already have magnetic strips on my rear plate, I got the toy guns from the flea-market last week, made the spike strips, signs, I even have quarters for the wash, and, the makeup remover. It’s just…” He trailed off.

“What?” Chris asked with alarm. “What’s missing?”

“I still need a gallon or two of paint for the getaway car,” Andy answered.

“Well then,” Brian said, rising from his seat. “You can go over the plan again in the car.”

Andy looked up at his friend in pure terror, eyes wide, sweat breaking out on his brow, completely convinced his friend wanted to hear the story one last time, before turning him in to the authorities.

But Brian, clapping his hands together and addressing all of them in the basement asked, “Who wants to take a ride to Home Depot?”