Randy J. Medeiros

tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-89114222561320207932012-02-16T06:28:28.752-08:00Randy J. MedeirosFree Will At It’s Best! (Or, At Least, At It’s Best Try.)Randy J. Medeiroshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11725118383356929656noreply@blogger.comBlogger291100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8911422256132020793.post-7263969532558707142010-06-12T08:28:00.000-07:002010-06-12T08:34:32.483-07:00Waiting On My Start Date.

Waiting On My Start Date. By Randy J. Medeiros It took a whole two years for me to resume working, due to an unforeseeable weak link in today’s middle management (when added to the lack of employment opportunities, and lack of fiscal generosity… of course). The unprepared men, and woman, of generation-x had zero clues on how to handle the over abundance of extra applicants, (begging at boot level

Randy J. Medeiroshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11725118383356929656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8911422256132020793.post-16369551095919159912010-06-11T16:52:00.000-07:002010-06-11T16:58:19.075-07:00Bottled Water

Subject: X Average Reading Time: 00:05:00 Origin: System of A Down, Dreaming. Word Count: 550 Warning: The following text contains vulgar use of the American first amendment law. Bottled Water By Randy J Medeiros “Do you want dirty water from a dirty lake, or dirty water from a dirty pipe? Both are filtered.” A quote from Ricky Roger. He was asking me to select a beverage from his home on a

Randy J. Medeiroshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11725118383356929656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8911422256132020793.post-1945032270227148502010-06-11T16:51:00.001-07:002010-06-11T16:52:18.789-07:00GONZO

Randy J. Medeiroshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11725118383356929656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8911422256132020793.post-31191266759904651922010-06-11T16:44:00.000-07:002010-06-11T16:51:14.799-07:00Tobacco Tax

Subject: Politics Average Reading Time: 00:06:00 Origin: A 68 year old virgin told me. Word Count: 625 Warning: The following article is a compilation of words used by a man in a state of free thought, and therefore contains dirty language. Tobacco Tax By Randy J Medeiros “Gunna go give your boss some more money huh? That’s OK, I’ll wait here.” That quote comes from a man who’s name I cant

Randy J. Medeiroshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11725118383356929656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8911422256132020793.post-78784085638934551422010-06-11T16:42:00.000-07:002010-06-11T16:43:53.295-07:00Get to know your writer.

Randy J. Medeiroshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11725118383356929656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8911422256132020793.post-86969163901353768022010-06-11T16:37:00.000-07:002010-06-11T16:42:32.927-07:00Legal Marijuana

Subject: Political Average Reading Time: 00:05:00 Origin: System of A Down, Prison Song. Super High Me. Word Count: 475 Warning: What you are about to read contains text that condones the use of semi-illegal substances, and was written by a man with a freedom of speech smile on his face. Legal Marijuana By Randy J Medeiros “Medical marijuana doesn’t exist. Basically, you drank the kool-aid.”

Randy J. Medeiroshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11725118383356929656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8911422256132020793.post-17021437879876644092010-06-11T16:29:00.000-07:002010-06-11T16:36:56.927-07:00Why I Need You to Read

Subject: Personal Average Reading Time: 00:06:00 Origin: The Idiots Guide To Getting Published Word Count: 600 Warning: The following text contains foul language from a foul person about to ask you to do things that may degrade you in the eyes of others, and lower your IQ. Why I Need You to Read By Randy J Medeiros “Don’t create anything. It will be misinterpreted, it will not change, it will

Randy J. Medeiroshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11725118383356929656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8911422256132020793.post-69420313823937599792010-06-11T16:19:00.000-07:002010-06-11T16:28:58.280-07:00How to Terminate all that goes Back to the future. Part I

Subject: Short Story Average Reading Time: 00:15:00 Origin: Born 1982. Word Count: 1500 Warning: Just don’t read this one. How to terminate all that goes back to the future. By Randy J Medeiros The door sprang open causing the never-been-oiled hinges to squeal rather then squeak and Marty jumped. Doc was standing on the other side, and for a split moment he did not notice his visitor. As his

Randy J. Medeiroshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11725118383356929656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8911422256132020793.post-49664968652764805642010-06-11T16:08:00.000-07:002010-06-11T16:19:07.636-07:00How to Terminate all that goes Back to the future. Part II

Subject: Short Story Average Reading Time: 00:15:00 Origin: Born 1982. Word Count: 2300 Warning: Just don’t read this one either How to terminate all that goes back to the future. PART II By Randy J Medeiros On the operating table, off to the left, Doc kept a cage with several large rats. He removed one by the tail, set down the head of Marty’s watch, and from under the table removed a

Randy J. Medeiroshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11725118383356929656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8911422256132020793.post-74795089623830920952010-06-11T15:53:00.000-07:002010-06-11T16:07:30.774-07:00How to Terminate all that goes Back to the future. Part III

Subject: Short Story Average Reading Time: 00:10:00 Origin: Born 1982. Word Count: 2300 Warning: I can’t believe you want to read this one too. How to terminate all that goes back to the future. PART III By Randy J Medeiros Marty was scratching his head, a mild sweat had appearing on his brow. He made it very obvious that this story was anything but, ‘easy to follow’. But

Randy J. Medeiroshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11725118383356929656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8911422256132020793.post-70347020794334500592010-06-11T15:49:00.000-07:002010-06-11T15:53:13.592-07:00How to Terminate all that goes Back to the future. - PIC

Randy J. Medeiroshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11725118383356929656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8911422256132020793.post-89037937414411133002010-06-10T17:39:00.000-07:002010-06-10T18:03:29.259-07:00How To Fight Racism

Subject: Political Average Reading Time: 00:10:00 Origin: Humanity Word Count: 2,200 Warning: If you cant tell this is a sensitive subject from the title, you’re a fucking idiot. How To Fight Racism By Randy J Medeiros What you are about to read started around October of 2007. It was proven to be fiction by November of that year, but has remained in circulation as truth in

Randy J. Medeiroshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11725118383356929656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8911422256132020793.post-38035179906480782892010-06-10T17:30:00.000-07:002010-06-10T17:38:53.082-07:00Pot Holes

Subject: Political Average Reading Time: 00:09:00 Origin: County St, New Bedford Ma. Word Count: 950 Warning: The following text contains conspiracy theories from a foul mouthed, free thinking, first amendment loving jerk that could give two squirts on a skirt if you’ve got a problem with it. Pot Holes By Randy J Medeiros “Have you been drinking tonight, sir?” the officer asked

Randy J. Medeiroshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11725118383356929656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8911422256132020793.post-78072254035563990712010-06-10T17:23:00.000-07:002010-06-10T17:30:35.841-07:00Highway Songs

Subject: X Average Reading Time: 00:05:30 Origin: Road Work, by Stephen King. Highway Song, by SOAD. Word Count: 575 Warning: Readers of the following will be subjected to philosophies, ideals, theories, and dirty words that may be disliked. Jump on in. Highway Songs By Randy J Medeiros Most days, whether I want to or not, I step back and look at the world around me. Sometimes,

Randy J. Medeiroshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11725118383356929656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8911422256132020793.post-85047844945735870772010-06-10T17:12:00.000-07:002010-06-10T17:22:54.116-07:00Telemarketing

Subject: X Average Reading time: 00:08:30 Origin: Taxpaying Job #12 out of 20 (I think.) Word Count: 850 Warning: The following text contains filthy language because the writer elected that those particular words were better than writing beep. (Yuh Muthah.) Telemarketing By Randy J Medeiros “We called people -- old, mostly -- and convinced them that we were running a raffle. To

Randy J. Medeiroshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11725118383356929656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8911422256132020793.post-55975645678123977072010-06-10T17:03:00.000-07:002010-06-10T17:12:14.855-07:00Time.

Subject: X Average Reading Time: 00:06:00 Origin: Sociological Subjugation Word Count: 600 Warning: The following contains entertaining thoughts that may warp your personal perspectives in ways you may be uncomfortable with. And, uses dirty words to do so. Time. By Randy J Medeiros “Ay man, give me a break, It’s five o’clock (4:20) somewhere.” The above is an asshole cliché

Randy J. Medeiroshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11725118383356929656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8911422256132020793.post-19408568050925939272010-06-10T16:55:00.000-07:002010-06-10T17:02:58.607-07:00Stories From The Road, Part I.

Subject: Random Average Reading Time: 00:07:00 Origin: I’m A Trucker ! Word Count: 700 Warning: I, like most truckers, could give a damn about your sensitive ears. So, if that means YOU, go read the funny pages. Stories From The Road, Part I. By Randy J Medeiros “Oh! Wow, we’re bout ta see some booger ri’here.” The above quote came from a trucker I met at

Randy J. Medeiroshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11725118383356929656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8911422256132020793.post-61562461250845779342010-06-10T16:41:00.000-07:002010-06-10T16:54:19.915-07:00The Flu Shot(Influenza Vaccination), And Why I Never Get One.

Subject: Science/ Conspiracy/ Confusion Average Reading Time: 00:10:00 Origin: I’m a natural skeptic, and hate being sick. Word Count: 650 Warning: Your mind may be fragile, and unable to comprehend my usage of (sometimes unnecessary) vulgar language. On top of that, this article contains information that may frighten you. It could also be a complete lie… like the one I made up

Randy J. Medeiroshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11725118383356929656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8911422256132020793.post-47899852061787627262010-06-09T16:56:00.000-07:002010-06-09T17:05:31.836-07:00Buy A PS3

Subject: Electronic Geek Stuff Average Reading Time: 00:06:00 Origin: Atari/NES childhood Word Count: 650 Warning: A bunch of filthy words are going to be used to describe how much I love my PS3. You’ve been warned. Buy A PS3 By Randy J Medeiros It’s all about the logic behind the subject. (Sorry, I don’t have a good quote this time around… deal with it.) I

Randy J. Medeiroshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11725118383356929656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8911422256132020793.post-39628057633827178452010-06-09T16:44:00.000-07:002010-06-09T16:56:11.693-07:00When I Grow Up

Subject: Personal Average Reading Time: 00:15:00 Origin: My Imagination. Word Count: 1600 Warning: The writer of the following text is a vulgar beast of foul proportions… and he loves it. When I Grow Up By Randy J Medeiros “I believe you and your big imagination could do that. If you really want to, you can be anything, and do anything you want to do.”

Randy J. Medeiroshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11725118383356929656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8911422256132020793.post-58611555150036041452010-06-09T16:31:00.000-07:002010-06-09T16:44:28.947-07:00Involuntary Muscles

Subject: Random Average Reading Time: 00:10:00 Origin: “I’m a genetic misfit… just like you.” Word Count: 950 Warning: As always, reading this is just another way for you to get your fix of dirty words used in literature. Involuntary Muscles By Randy Medeiros “I put tape on all of the mirrors in my house so I don’t accidentally walk into another dimension.”

Randy J. Medeiroshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11725118383356929656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8911422256132020793.post-53371940550487142612010-06-09T16:21:00.000-07:002010-06-09T16:30:55.178-07:00Stories From The Road, Part II.

Subject: Random Average Reading Time: 00:08:00 Origin: I’m A Truck Driver. Word Count: 825 Warning: If you’ve ever avoided a truck stop, or that fat guy in the grocery store checkout with the beard and tattoos and the mangy beard because you knew your sensitive, “wittle eaws,” would get offended… don’t read any further. Just Fuck Off. Stories From The Road, Part II. By

Randy J. Medeiroshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11725118383356929656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8911422256132020793.post-34267840986323536942010-06-09T16:07:00.000-07:002010-06-09T16:21:07.837-07:00How to Rob a Bank. Part 1

Subject: Fiction. Average Reading Time: 00:18:00 Origin: I’m A Write. Word Count: 1800 Warning: Foul language is contained within. How to Rob a Bank. By Randy J Medeiros Part 1 When Brian opened the door to the two story single family house on Nash road, he found his friend Andy, broad smile, blond hair, bouncing from left to right. Brian glanced down at

Randy J. Medeiroshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11725118383356929656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8911422256132020793.post-5484952057648506352010-06-09T15:51:00.000-07:002010-06-09T16:07:42.439-07:00How To Rob A Bank. Part 2

Subject: Fiction. Average Reading Time: 00:15:00 Origin: How to rob a bank part 1. Word Count: 2000 Warning: More foul language for an unknown reason. How To Rob A Bank. By Randy J Medeiros Part 2 “OK, here it is.” And put his notebook on the table and opened it. Everyone leaned forward and saw the crude drawing of a familiar intersection and some scribbles

Randy J. Medeiroshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11725118383356929656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8911422256132020793.post-20106040531949807102010-06-09T15:24:00.000-07:002010-06-09T15:51:32.309-07:00How To Rob A Bank. Part 3

Subject: Fiction Average Reading Time: 00:15:00 Origin: How to rob a bank 1 and 2. Word Count: 2500 Warning: Like the first two parts, this text is littered with naughty language. How To Rob A Bank. By Randy J Medeiros Part 3 “The note will drive everyone out of the library before we set off the bomb via detonator. “No one gets hurt. “Now in order for this to work to our benefit, we have

Randy J. Medeiroshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11725118383356929656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8911422256132020793.post-37821190851693663852010-06-07T17:55:00.000-07:002010-06-07T18:22:20.253-07:00Thank You.

Subject: Personal Average Reading Time: 00:05:00 Origin: Proper parenting. Word Count: 940 Warning: Although my parents raised me to be polite, they also raised me to think for myself. Before you continue reading this, I feel compelled to tell you I am a foul creature, and I love to show it off. Thank You. By Randy J Medeiros When I started blogging, it was for

Randy J. Medeiroshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11725118383356929656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8911422256132020793.post-53571550556312231542009-12-18T12:16:00.000-08:002009-12-18T12:23:54.550-08:00When I Grow Up

Subject: Personal Average Reading Time: 00:15:00 Origin: My Imagination. Word Count: 1600 Warning: The writer of the following text is a vulgar beast of foul proportions… and he loves it. When I Grow Up By Randy Medeiros “I believe you and your big imagination could do that. If you really want to, you can be anything, and do anything you want to do.” Words from my Mother when

Randy J. Medeiroshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11725118383356929656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8911422256132020793.post-50726822856605834732009-10-02T11:20:00.000-07:002009-10-02T11:39:13.841-07:00Cooking Oil. (Or, how to win a Nobel Peace Prize.)

Subject: Political/Green/Social Average Reading Time: 00:07:00 Origin: Produce Delivery Training, TV, and Hippies. Word Count: 700 Warning: The following text contains the usage of naughty words like, hippie, fast food, and many others that exercise my right to freedom of speech. You’ve been warned. Cooking Oil(Or, “How to win a Nobel Peace Prize.)ByRandy Medeiros3-31-09 “I refine the

Randy J. Medeiroshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11725118383356929656noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8911422256132020793.post-45846828238986014432009-09-04T11:54:00.000-07:002009-09-04T12:09:43.057-07:00The Massachusetts (Mandatory) Health Care Reform Law.

Subject: Political Average Reading Time: 00:10:00 Origin: I live in New Bedford, and I have eyes and ears. Word Count: 1950 Warning: If you always think the government is right, I have proof that your wrong. The Massachusetts (Mandatory) Health Care Reform Law.ByRandy Medeiros “The Bastards are double dipping!” My friend Freddy, speaking on the mandatory health care game here in

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